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19/12/2007 The Switch to FacebookThat's it. This site of mine is out the window. Nobody reads the crap that Windows Live tries to offer. This is dead. It's time to make a shift to where I can get my shit out there. I'm morphing my profile to show off all of my work, including my writings. So here might be the first Facebook blog, but hopefully I'll be the one to make something out of it. Let's do this. For Erlend Øye. This guy seems pretty fuckin brilliant. 17/11/2007 Some lyrics... More to followThere's power, connected free
the way the trees collide, like
stars in streams that feed
their roots beside the lights
of life that glow to suit
our eyes that see nothing
like this at all
And we're lucky
to be still standing
on our hollowed ground
And we're lucky
to be still born
while stillness moves around
And we're lucky
to be still silent
in the face of powered sound
There's life beyond this state
that still creates surreal, to
find the false in minds
of man. Reveal the darkened
hearts inside yourselves
and heal the evil
in this world
There will be music to follow shortly. Although this is for a project in English - Creative Writing, I'm not letting any parameters of the assignment limit me in any way. Mostly because I'm the one setting out the parameters. I'm pretty proud of these, and pretty proud of the music thus far. It's all coming along nicely, so expect a somewhat finished piece soon. Yay! My lyrics don't suck as much anymore. 20/08/2007 Wii're really playing now!So I just got my Wii hooked up to the net, via Wi-Fi USB dealy thing. First thing to do? Get Wii points and download all of them classic games. Mario, Mario 2. I had to buy a classic controller to play Link to the Past, but now that's up and running too. I thought it was stupid, though, how a Gamecube controller was more expensive (by about 75%) than the new classic controller. Oh well. So that ups my Wii game collection to 5. Prince of Persia is still on my to buy list, and right now I'm just waiting for Dragon Quest, maybe Fire Emblem, Super Mario Galaxy. It's tough though, seeing as how I'm always poor and most Wii games are 60+ bucks. Plus I don't want to end up with a bad purchase. Some game that looked cool, seemed to get good reviews, yet ended up being crap. I could buy Red Steel, but we'll already have a copy in Luther this year. The new Resident Evil could be something, but I've never been a fan of zombie games. So taking those risks into account, it's easy to see why I've been so excited for the Virtual Console. These are the games they NEED to come out with on the VC: Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) Chrono Trigger (SNES)------\ Tales of Phantasia (SNES)----I-----would pay big money for these three Star Ocean (SNES)----------/ Keith Courage in Alpha Zones (TurboGrafx-16) And I just found out they're going to release Super Mario RPG for SNES on the VC sometime. Another on my to buy list. Did anyone know that the new Chronicles of Narnia movie is coming out next year? Prince Caspian. Somehow that slipped under my radar until I saw the game version of the movie on the list of upcoming Wii games. Anyways, as much as I'm enjoying my Wii, THIS game is probably the most original one I've seen in a while: Seriously... BioShock will kick ass. 31/07/2007 I Lived On The MoonOh that Stumble button... Most of the time, it's pretty worthless crap, and wastes my otherwise productive time. But every now and again, I find something utterly amazing. Something I should be sharing. Now, to start off, I have some big beefs with Hollywood. Today, I'll beef it up about Pixar and the like. Now, these guys aren't shitty. They know how to do their stuff, and they've been turning out some pretty funny crap. But when I see ads for "Surf's Up" that critics say is "the most original animated film yet," I'm going to have some problems with that. I haven't watched it yet, so I'm sure it's going to be a grand ole time like most of these animated family comedies are. I love to laugh. I still find Finding Nemo to be a good watch. Monster House happens to be my favourite animated film, and although it is the one that should be labeled most original, that is only out of the existing animated family comedy films. These guys should be breaking away from that genre. They have so much damn potential at their unlimited disposal. Oh yeah, I guess I should mention TMNT... it was alright. And just alright. They still had the comedy part involved (although they were really sad jokes), but the action was pretty cool... but it came from an existing series. That's what tied it down, and made so... so-so. Anyways, I shouldn't talk about breaking away from the animated family comedy genre too much, lest somebody beats me to the idea. So here's a sweetass music video (I also have a beef with music videos that I will talk about later) I think you would all enjoy: (by the by, the song is by Kwoon - I Lived On The Moon) 02/04/2007 Cannibinoid UpdateOkay, after a bit more random research, I thought I better get this out there as soon as possible so that people wouldn't call me on my mistaken bullshit (as if anybody reads it anyways). So, I mistakenly said that "the government also told us that marijuana gives us cancer, which is bullshit." Not true. There are carcinogenic ingredients in pot, but THC, the active ingredient, is not in any way carcinogenic. However, you can filter out the shitty stuff using a water bong or vapor-bong because THC is not water soluble, while the cancer-causing crap is. Get it? Passing the smoke through water screens it, so you end up with mostly all THC and cannabidiol, nothing bad for your lungs, just good for your brain. Just make sure to put new water in your bong every now and then. I still want to find instructions for a good vapor-bong, because they look and work hella cool. 28/02/2007 It Has Been So LongOh Meadow Lake, always giving me headaches... of an extreme sort. So chillin with J-Sten was pretty stellar, as always, and then we managed to track down Josh which was even twice as good. Sure, we didn't get to jam near as much as I would've liked, and I never did track down Jordan, Charolyn or Kerry, but it was still a pretty good time. Pretty good, until we went to Tony's "party." I don't know, I think when somebody tries to throw a party every night for twenty nights in a row, the quality isn't going to be that good. Especially in Meadow Lake. Oh yeah, when I had that basement suite, it went alright, because there weren't tons of people over every time. Mainly just kept it to a weekend sort of thing for the ultimate get-togethers. But that place? Man, I didn't think we actually kept our old place clean, but I hadn't seen this basement yet. I ended up going to the bathroom twice, but I would've been better off to piss outside and wash my hands with the snow I just pissed on. It would've been that much cleaner. And then I at least would've gotten some fresh air. The place was tiny, and when a dozen people have their cigarettes lit up for the entire time they're there, I'm not going to be able to handle it. And I found this out the hard way. What did I have, three beers? And all of a sudden I got this weird buzzing in my ears. And I tried to say "Josh, I need some fresh air." I guess I didn't quite get the point across, and didn't look sick enough to match the way I felt. I got up, and then things started to get really hazy. I stumbled about halfway across the room, tripping over half the shit that was in the way, and tripping on things that just weren't there. And then mid-step, I passed out. Everything just went blank, and I had the sense of falling. To tell you the truth, it felt like dying. And as welcome as I am for death to find me so I can find what's on that other side, I wasn't ready for it. I sure don't want to die anytime soon. I've got too many things going for me. Leanne. She's the top of my list. I care more about her than this education, than my music, than anything I've ever come across in this life of mine. So after I opened my eyes (which felt like a damn good fifteen minutes... kindof scary), and seeing all the people looking down on me, I realized I still wasn't outside, where I needed to be. I tried to get up, and ended up falling down again. Then I realized that the first time I fell, I had smacked my head pretty damn hard on the floor. I also have a strange scratch on my chest which mysteriously appeared after the night's events. So I ended up getting the hell out of there (much much much thanks to Josh. You are a bro.) and resting in the snow, resting on some car, and just chilling out to clear up my head. Oh yeah, and Josh said I had only been out for something like 3 seconds. Messed up, eh? In the end, it was time for Josh to jet, and I was sleeping over at J-Stens, so we walked a ways until we had to split, and he even lent me his deadly warm coat. This is why I can't stand smoking. It can very likely kill you, and you aren't getting any extra respect or idolization from doing it. So that was the bad part of my stay back at home. Otherwise, it wasn't too eventful. I managed to successfuly transfer my usb flash drive into a red and black lego casing. Very vintage, very deadly. Loaded some wood. Finished (and started) my one-take video for Film 200. Gerald seemed to like it, so I'm looking forward to next monday to get my mark, and to do this sweet-ass group project witih the Bolex film cameras! And nowadays, I'm still doing the same old thing. Making music, making 3D animations, thinking up sweet ideas for film class, dissing and disliking our crappy film 251 prof. And speaking of 3D modelling and animating... I've got a new project. Yes, I know I haven't completely finished the sub. I just need to give it a paint job, maybe some decals, and interior detailing. Which is, yes, harder than it sounds. And I've also been having troubles with Lisa's "Pixie Kist" design. Sure, the logo wasn't that hard once I traced out the original lettering... but making organic shapes (ie: trees) can be quite a bitch in Blender. So this project I'm doing now is pretty geometrical and straight forward. I even have a bit of reference! which always works better for me for creating these things. I guess I should start sketching out my projects before I partake in them... But anyways. If you people have never heard of the game Loom, download it. I'm serious. It's legal because the copyright is now overdue. Made by LucasArts, if you believe it. Anyways, this game has had a lot of influence on me. One time, I had just finished playing it, and then I did it all over again to type up a script version of the game. So it's an adventure point-and-click game, totally old school. So here is where you can find a good amount of information on the game, as well as a script of the 30 minute audio drama that came with the CD version of the game. And there are links there, one of which leads to where you can download the audio drama. My suggestion? Read the description and listen to the audio drama. If still interested, download the game here and enjoy! Oh yeah... the project? I'm doing a rendition of the dungeon scene with Bobbin (the main character), Bishop Mandible (one of the antagonists), and Cob, the henchman reminiscent of Dr. Frankenstein's assistant, Igor. Trust me, even if you aren't a big game player, the story will be enough to drive you onwards. Although the controls accessing the menu aren't displayed anywhere, I'll tell you right now, F5 is all you need. Oh yeah, and if you do end up playing it, at the beginning, it will ask you some weird random question, and you have to click some symbols to continue. Just click randomly on the symbols, and you can go on. Ooh! I almost forgot. There was some big news that happened around Valentine's Day, but I'm not going to spread it to the entire world (wide web). Those of you who know will be laughing, and those of you who don't... Step One: ___ _ ____ __ ___ ___! P.S. Here's the pics of the Loom scene, and what I've got so far: 30/01/2007 Less stories, More storiesHoly crap... that was basically my first concert, and I sure wasn't let
down. Everyone rocked, and the energy and music good better and
stronger as each band rocked on stage. I started out with seat tickets
(R5), but once Billy Talent played their second song, I couldn't stand
it any longer, and started rocking out right at the front by the blue
fence. Well, luckily, their lighting system calls for a blackout after
every song, and once the third or something one was over, I vaulted the
boards, vaulted the fence, and made a clean getaway before even my
girlfriend right beside me knew that I was gone. Of course, I ran like
fuck into the crowd because I could've sworn I heard running footsteps
behind me. They were probably just my own, but I couldn't tell with all
the blood rushing in my ears. And from then on I rocked out hardcore.
Spent the rest of their set jumping, and when I wasn't on my feet, I
was on my back above the entire crowd. Oh, and thanks to those bouncers
at the front who gently let me down like a baby. Hehehe, suckers don't
know I didn't legally belong there. Saw alot of little kids in the
crowd, that was kindof weird. So me and some random dudes threw one of
them into the crowd, and he basically flew. We most definitely made his
life. Then I got into a hardcore mosh circle and came out with a bloody
nose and mouth. All I could say afterwards when my friends looked at my
face in horror was "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" I probably didn't have
to scream it, but I'm going to be deaf for the next week. And it sucks
to walk stairs. Damn calves. And my neck is in pain. Oh, but was it
ever worth it. Fuck, Yes. P.S. Pictures from the concert on here as well. Also, here is a link to all the music I've been listening to: http://www.last.fm/user/Icabobster/ 25/01/2007 Nothing new... for meOkay, I decided that you guys deserve another story like I promised I'd deliver, but right now I've been working on that Lego Sub project... That is coming along nicely, although the interior and details will take some time, and I have no idea when I'm going to get a Lego person done... That's gonna be a bit harder. But anywho, this is an old story I wrote for English 20 back in the grade 11 days. I don't exactly have a name for it... so here's a way for you to get involved! Comment on my story and leave your suggestion of what the short story should be called! Good luck, and enjoy. Jaspar started the engine of the Stinger-70 mobile rocket launcher. It was a quiet engine, meant for the covert mission Jaspar and Lazarus were on. The pair donned their helmets, fastened them to their suits and opened the heavy cargo doors meant to stop anything that might endanger the 2,000 souls living in the Dome. It was the year 2154, and biochemical waste was strewn about the earth. Nuclear and Hydrogen bombs had rendered the world’s terrain almost impassable, but survivors clung together and built domes and vehicles of the remaining waste due to the explosions. World War III had almost wiped out the human race, but those wise enough to see it coming hid in bomb shelters, preparing to face the worst. The most important invention was the Ω-Suit, the Omega-Suit. Without it, the human race would have died out long ago. Nobody remembered who created it; the search for knowledge was all but dead, but it was everybody’s tie to survival. “Jaspar! Your Com on?” Jaspar could hear Lazarus’ voice through his earpiece, loud and clear. “Signal’s good.” Lazarus shifted the Stinger-70 forward and Jaspar jumped onto the back. Jaspar checked the laser gun-turret that was bolted onto a swivel on the vehicle, while his best friend kept the eight-wheeler at a steady pace, crushing through the hardened waste that covered the entire world for as far as they could tell. It was going to be a long trip, all the way up to the summit of a distant junk pile, which was nearly 100 km away. The sun was ablaze with fire as it sank behind the horizon, nearly blinding the lonesome pair who had finally parked their eight-wheeled machine. A large nuclear warhead was silhouetted against the pink-clouded sky and in the distance, Lazarus could see a great city that spread across acres of once wasteful and fruitless land. “They’ll never expect an attack from so close.” Jaspar spoke through his Com. “And if all goes well, this will be the last attack,” Lazarus replied, “It seems sort of wrong, almost.” “What do you mean?” “There are a lot of innocent people who aren’t really part of the Diplomats.” “But they need to die. We’ve tried too many times to snipe their leaders and it never worked out. Not once.” “Listen Jaspar,” Lazarus argued, “We don’t have to do this! I don’t want to kill anybody, least of all a whole city that doesn’t even see it coming. We don’t even know how far the nuke will spread!” Jaspar was getting exasperated. “No you listen! I’ve had enough of your complaining!” “What happened to you, Jaspar? You used to be a lot different.” “People change! And I’m gonna change this landscape for ever!” He reached for the button that would send the nuke off. “No!” Lazarus ran and tackled his friend, sending them both tumbling down the junk pile. Jaspar was up first and he punched Lazarus in the helmet. Lazarus laid there as Jaspar climbed laboriously up the slope. He could see the blood trickling down his face past his eyes. Squinting through the sunlight, he could see his best friend, reaching for the button. Lazarus
could feel his eyes slip shut, yet he could clearly see everything that went
on. That’s odd… he thought. Without
any notice, his vision flew past the nuclear weapon that had just launched into
the sky. He watched through the blood on his face as his vision rushed across
rusted piles of rubble, moving into the great city. With his blood-hazed
insight, Lazarus watched each and every citizen closely, as if he was sitting
in front of thousands of computer displays, yet he could watch all of them at
once. He watched their life story unfold, from their birth until the present.
His vision didn’t stop there. Lazarus watched the manifold of people and what
their lives could have been. All of the different paths they could choose from
here on in. But his vision retracted, giving him a complete view of the city.
Directly above it, he could see the nuclear warhead, fire blazing behind it as
it descended upon the city, slowly and menacingly.
21/01/2007 Cannabinoid ReceptorsSadly, no updates to the story... not yet... Give me time. Instead, let me talk about something naturally occurring in the brain and body. They are called Cannabinoid Receptors and they can be found in the brain, lungs, liver and kidneys (CB1) and a second kind in the immune system and hematopoietic cells (CB2). Don't ask me what that last one is, I'm still doing research. But what are they? Did you know that the brain naturally produces cannabinoid? That is, a compound that shares the same pharmacology as THC, just a different chemical structure. So when there's a receptor that is specifically designed for THC from marijuana to latch on to, and marijuana is a naturally occuring plant in the world, don't you think there might be some sort of natural connection? So the brain's cortex creates cannabinoids, which latch onto the receptors, and will temporarily allow more information to be processed.
Raphael Mechoulam, an Israeli researcher, was onto this ages ago. He was the guy who first isolated the structure of THC (marijuana's active ingredient, in case you didn't know). I'm quoting here, when he says, "Cannabis is used by man not for its actions on memory of movement or movement coordination, but for its actions on memory and emotions."
But wait! I thought the government was giving us all these reports that stated that marijuana was bad! Or at the very least, they said it was probably harmful. That's because they made up some bullshit statistics about the users and hospitilizations without ever telling us what the fuck it does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxaqC5nn8Oo (Part one... links to 2 and 3 are there)
Dangerous? They were putting marijuana up on the charts alongside heroin and morphine! But really? Listen to Leo Hollister of the Stanford University School of Medecine, "Compared with other licit social drugs, such as alcohol, tobacco and caffeine, marijuana does not pose greater risks." CAFFEINE! Marijuana is less harmful then chowing down on an eat-more bar! (The quote is from the second link. Really, check it out)
Okay, so if you want to know the science, and how marijuana is not harmful (like the damn government (US, mostly) says it is, check out the second link and read the whole article... or I'll try and sum it up as best I can here.
Dopamine creates pleasure, basically. The neural systems that trigger dopamine release are known as the "brain reward system." It just plain feels good. These are the tests done on lab rats where the subject can die from starvation when confronted with two choices. Hit a switch to get food, or hit a switch to get a drug which causes dopamine release. That's addiction. Which drugs? Well, cocaine blocks the re-uptake of dopamine, meaning the brain will keep on producing it without knowledge of how much is in the users system. Amphetamines (ie: meth) also block the re-uptake as well as stimulate additional production and release. Opiates (opium and morphine) restrain a particular inhibitory amino acid (gamma-aminobutyric acid), the shit that stops or slows down dopamine production. So this shit messes with your system... and you always hear about doctors using morphine as painkillers. And marijuana? Marijuana does not lower the threshold needed for self-stimulation of the brain reward system.
or, Marijuana does not affect the levels of dopamine in the body's system
Oh, and it doesn't stop at blow, meth and morphine! NICOTINE! ALCOHOL! You can go overboard with four out of those five, and nicotine gives you cancer. It is not, in any way possible, for a person to overdose on marijuana. The government also told us that marijuana gives us cancer, and that is complete bullshit too.
Marijuana provides therapeutic benefits to patients with multiple sclerosis and other spastic disorders (ie: Epilepsy, which that first article said otherwise, but I needed to use it for it's chemical explanation). Marijuana is used medicinally as a painkiller because it does not depress the function of the heart and lungs (which, again, the government would have us believe).
I don't really have an ending for this little rant, because John Gettman has said it all, just different words. But really, how were we supposed to know all this when the government constantly lies? It's time them fuckers finally started working for the people and the country, instead of themselves. These parties, this democratic system, is beginning to separate people, not bring them together. Nobody wants a civil war. Nobody wants their country to fall like Rome. How could we collectively get together and create a country out of a few sparse colonies and some Native Americans, but then fight about everything we can possibly conceive of now? I'd say, if everyone took a puff on a joint, let that THC waft through their lungs into the bloodstream and latch onto those receptors in our brain made specifically for cannibinoids just like THC, and let our emotions and thoughts become naturally heightened, then we could discuss things reasonably, and get ourselves on the right track.
-Jacob 05/01/2007 It's like I don't even tryYeah yeah yeah, it has been somewhere around three weeks since I updated this crap, and the last one was dedicated to finishing (not to mention starting) DreamStones. But hey! I've got excuses! No, really, listen to me. Who has the time to keep updating some virtual crap they don't even know is popular or not during the christmas season? And then there's the new year. I had to party, what can I say? And then after that, Leanne kept me busy. And besides, how can I update on a story where all my notes on it are stuck in Regina, while I'm stuck in Rapid View and then Saskatoon? So yup... I lied yet again. This one won't be about stories at all, because I've got nothing right now. My brain can't think that hard.
But really... how did it even work out like that? It's like I don't even try. All of a sudden... I just knew how, and everything from then on went great. And it's only getting better. But really, it couldn't have been just me. It wasn't. There was plenty of help along the way, and then something happened. Something that surpassed all that we had known before. And if it keeps continuing like this, what will it be like next time? And how did I manage to do that? Where did it all come from? Number five and it has already accelerated that much? But then again... how much will it slow down when I leave? How much will we spend our time on that when we could just live and be? Don't get me wrong, it is good, and somehow, I managed to be good as well. So if this is one of those next steps... I think my feet are trembling, even though they've already taken the leap. Maybe it's just post-anticipation. But really? What do I think when it comes down to it?
...
I love you Leanne. 13/12/2006 The Beginning of DreamStonesIs it that time again? Time for me to take yet another break from studying hardcorishly (or not) for my LAST FINAL EXAM! 14 hours until I start, and probably around 15 hours until I'm done. And then it's the DeuxSouth pizza party, some brewskies, probably the best way to end off the semester. And by the best, I mean the worst, in comparison to finally getting up to Saskatoon to see Leanne. And finish up the very last of my Christmas shopping. So who feels like getting creative this Christmas? I feel like there just won't be enough time for the all the things I want to do. Hang out with Leanne, work on my sketchbook, make some stop-motion animations, hang out with Leanne, do some welding, go sledding, hang out with... my olde friends from Meadow... hang out with Leanne. Yup. Oh man, I remember when I told myself I was going to start writing up short stories to post up on here, thus pushing my creative limits to finally not slack off so much with creative writing... but I slacked off. Mostly, I just have troubles with the names of people and places. But usually, once I get those down, it's no trouble... except that I'm still lazy, and that's exactly why I haven't yet finished The Dragon & The Phoenix. Oh right, nobody's ever heard of it (but for a select few...) because I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING UP ANY STORIES!! Grrr... And I would like to right now... but there's always studying to get done... but I'm putting off that by writing this blog. Seriously, if someone discovered the 'cure' for procrastination, I would give them everything I own... except for maybe a week's worth of clothes, my guitar, and my computer. That's all I'd need to keep the creative juices flowing. And maybe my movies too. Half an hour later... I took a look at some of my old stories, wondering which one I could work on to be able to put at least something up here soon. And the winner is... DreamStones! (Lisa, you're probably the only one who knows about this one I think) And after doing some tweaking with the problems I had been having, I finally have everything down pat! Well, the plan anyways... I just need some names... I've started a prologue, and a chapter one... Hmmm, I guess I'll just leave you with this little tidbit... DreamStones *~-[|]-~* "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" -Newton's Third Law *~-[|]-~* Though the night had not yet passed, Lukas awoke from his trance, the nightmares that were once in his hand vanquished. Once again he found himself in the room of a crumbling hotel. He worked his way through the half-lit hallways, stepping over the multitudes of the jobless, the addicts, and the few expired who had not yet been removed. A man of underground power controlled the hotel, letting in only those most in need when there was ever room. Lukas was maybe the only one with his own room and bed, his strength to control and overcome the darkness that lay within used DreamStones holding sway over anybody else. Only the very rich were surviving while the rest succumbed to poverty and homelessness, the hotel one of the few standing monuments to pronounce the darkened times. Lukas cursed the GC; the Genitum Corp. Governments would probably have quickly banned the use of DreamStones, had it not been for the GC holding power over them. With one seemingly simple invention, the private corporation felled the governments, controlling all power that existed. Those who could no longer afford to live under the new government had only DreamStones as an escape; the very creation of the GC that had sent the world into such dark and desperate times.
Lukas
walked a steady pace towards the inner workings of the city, watching the
standards of living rise as he got closer. Traffic became heavier, or as heavy
as it could get at nearly four in the morning. His path would take him past the
heart of the city to a well known bar still within the limits of the
better-off. As he rounded another corner, there in front of him was the GC
building. It flashed tall, neon magnificence, surrounded by billboards that
constantly flashed ads for the DreamStones. I will try and keep this running on a steady pace. Just don't expect too much from me. I've got a lot of projects on the go. -Jacob 25/11/2006 Mental BonerOkay, I know I should be reading stories to figure out what the crap I'm going to do my English paper on, but I've got to get this mental boner out in the open before it blows the top of my head off, and my RA finds me a week later with nothing but drool coming out of my mouth.
Ted Leo Rocks:
-my socks
-my life
-my twitchy (or squeaky... hehehe) guitar fingers
-my mind
-my heart
-my soul
-my ears
-my face off
-my leftover hawaiin pizza that really has to get thrown in the garbage before someone either calls the Biohazardous Team or becomes one of the many victims of the next raging pandemic that they'll probably name after me.
-my posters off the wall
-my ever-becoming-more-likely-to-be-blown computer speakers (from all the cranking that happens 60% of the time I turn on Ted Leo, everytime)
-my mental boner
Okay, you can scratch that last one, because he created my mental boner... you did too, Leanne. Would it be considered creepy to send the guy a Christmas present? Nah... That guy makes you feel like his friend. I'm serious. Every personal review that somebody has posted up on this gargantuan thing we call the Internet calls him so very informally by his first name. And now the super big news... His next album comes out this fuckin spring!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWEayhpduifh;sklpop. That's the sound my brain makes when my mental boner explodes in a cess pool of euphoria. Although, I don't know... would it pronounce ";" as "semi-colon?" Hehehe, colon...
I'm serious...
Mental. Boner. You know what time of year it is!That's right, today is officially one month away from Christmas. But instead of complaining about shopping for all the people who I have no idea what to get, I thought I might just post up another story. This one comes from back in the day, 2006 CE. No, not Common Era, CONFERENCE Era! And it is especially dedicated to Leanne.
The Queen & The Puzzlemaker
Queen Leanne was the ruler of a far and distant land where a thousand fields of fruit and food grew and flourished. The land was lush and fertile, animals fat and people healthy. There was no monotony in the lives of the people in the Queen’s land; joy ruled their actions and respect was an unbroken law. A traveler from lands the Queen had never heard of arrived one day. He announced himself as a Puzzlemaker. The Queen was intrigued by this, enjoying puzzles and riddles to the point that the people of the land called her “The Sharp Queen” or more informally; “Sharpie.” By request of the Queen, the Puzzlemaker met with her and they talked. “What puzzles do you bring to this land?” she asked him. “Milady, I bring you but one question, and it is not merely to this land, but created for your majesty herself. The answer to this question will spawn a new question, and the answer to that, a new question still. Upon your correct answering of all three, your last puzzle will await.” The Puzzlemaker reached into a bag and pulled out a sphere the size of a fist. A strange light flooded the room, brilliant and bright, yet soothing to the eyes. “What does this Sphere mean?” he asked. The Queen wondered aloud at the puzzle, hoping to spot a sign from the Puzzlemaker’s features. “I wonder... the light is very tranquil, almost as a sort of longing, though...” The Puzzlemaker’s eye sparkled sadly, but in an instant it was gone. The Queen figured that “longing” was either for a later question, or somehow pertained to the Puzzlemaker himself. The Queen spoke again. “The light seems to shine in a way that is free of anything... it is exactly like the Sphere itself! Free of anything else... so it must be... pure. It is pureness.” The Puzzlemaker smiled, “Congratulations, your highness. You know pureness; I see it in you clearly. Sight into purity is purity itself, but do you see further?” He brought out of the bag a second Sphere. Once again, the Queen spoke of the Sphere, though the instinct to watch the Puzzlemaker for clues had now passed. She had many ideas and possibilities for this one. “This Sphere seems not to be complex, but made of complexity itself; the light is full and helps detail the Sphere, giving it a... depth! But of course! The Sphere means deepness!” “Correct,” said the Puzzlemaker. Though his voice and actions were calm and still, his face shone with an energy as great as the Queen’s anticipation. Even as the Puzzlemaker’s bag was opened, light poured out in fullness. The Sphere that he brought out was simple, like the Purity Sphere, yet had the feeling of Deepness as well. He had no need to ask the question. “The Sphere is a sense of completion, having equal radiance in a very surrounding manner. It is both deep and pure, a link and building block for the previous two. It is complete, all, everything. It is wholeness.” This time, the Puzzlemaker’s smile was as radiant as the Spheres, and a tear slowly crawled down his cheek. He made to talk, but the Queen spoke first. “I know your fourth and final puzzle. The three were a test. Any wrong answer would have you swiftly on your way to, perhaps, a more worthy one than I. And yet I prevailed, the mystery of your three Spheres cracked open, and the fourth discovered because of it. You brought yourself as the fourth puzzle, that being discovered through sight of purity, of deepness, and of wholeness. Long have I myself searched for one to share this beautiful land with. Your test on me was also a test on you, and I see that with all Three.” And so the Puzzlemaker joined the Queen, their days spent in joy and contentment, remembered long afterwards, the benevolent duo of their land. 23/11/2006 Shake The SheetsSince I'm too sick all the time to work on my stories, or really anything for that matter (unless I'm all hopped up on ibuprofen, which I'm starting to run low on), here's some lyrics by one of the greatest rockers out there. Ted Leo is the smartest artist I've ever come across, and his lyrics reflect how witty and indepth he is. And his mad guitar skills are unmatched. (No, fret tapping does not make you a guitar god, and it never will) So this song comes from his 2004 album, Shake The Sheets, the song entitled the same. I am happy to say that he is coming out with a new album this coming spring. Perfect birthday gift, nudge nudge, wink wink, say-no-more say-no-more. You kids have gotta get out there and watch some of the Flying Circus. Oh, and I've got one more thing to rant about before I let you get to these kick-ass lyrics. After the first publication of the real-time strategy game, Netstorm, which was totally in its own league of innovative PC gaming, almost 10 years later, some assholes are making a cartoon knock-off. Not saying that they actually heard of the game (even though they probably did, considering the basic principle of the world created), but come on now! This is definetely putting a major hole into my long (very long)-term plan to one day create a Netstorm movie. It is still one of the coolest concepts for sci-fi fantasy out there. But in the end, I'll have the last laugh, and Netstorm players will laugh with me, as people try to question me about the connection to "Skyland" (said cartoon knock-off). Really peoples, just check it out. The original production team of the game is now bankrupt and dispersed, so the game is legally free for download (only about 10mb if I remember correctly). And if you do actually get interested enough, and finish the campaigns, a devoted team of players got together and re-created the dead NetStorm server, so you can still play online, and though I haven't checked in a while, almost guaranteed you'll find somebody to play against. Now, I'm going to pop some more pills, listen to Ted Leo and play NetStorm... just like you guys. Right?? Well, maybe not the pill part. Ciao for now. I said, I wonder how it is I'm standing here While war is raging everywhere under the sky? I feel defeated here by everything Cheated here by everyone on every side. I want to take you to a quiet place And never ask the meaninglessness to reply. When will we get an hour to celebrate Find the time to breathe a sigh? I've been working too hard to be living, and later Walking all night, until I'm shivering, and is it Wasting the time that I've been given, to maybe Wait for the day of oblivion? I want to take it to the president Him and all his cabinet, with a broom. I want to sweep the Halls of Arrogance Sweep the walls of the excrement of these baboons. But I respect and prize the covenant I respect the process, I respect the rules. When will we find a chord as resonant As to shake the sheets and make us move? You've been working too hard to be living, and later Walking all night, until you're shivering, and is it Wasting the time that you've been given, to maybe Wait for the day of oblivion?" And she said, "Roll out and make your mark. Pull on your boots and march. Then roll on and meet me where you'll find me doing my own part. Roll out your dented car. Maybe it won't roll far. But if you do everything you can, well babe, that's more than a start. And she said Roll out and make your mark. Pull on your boots and march. Then roll on and meet me where you'll find me good and ready. Sometimes it's gonna hurt. Sometimes you're gonna deserve it. But if you hold on to what you've got, I know you'll keep it steady. Keep it steady So there's no end to work, so there's no end to murk. So everything else is dirt, but I am pure and steady. So cut out the morbid verse. I know you'll make it work. And how're you gonna save the world, when the world ain't ready?" 19/11/2006 Pandora's Storm (please comment)Lightning flashed in the distance and a thundering boom rolled across the water, reaching the seaside village. Mothers hugged their children who’s eyes were wide with fear and awe. The tales of old men near bedtime echoed in their ears, the stories of the supposed horrors of a Storm. There were gods in those thunderous black clouds, the old men had said. Gods who’s chilling darkness bore death before them on insatiable beasts of perplexity. The beings within those clouds were beyond human comprehension, but unquestionable knowledge provided that where a Storm traveled, the land became twisted, barren and unlivable. The residue of the evil of a Storm was death to anything and everything. Inland, a league from the village there stood a towering mound of stone and dirt. A man driven by fear approached it, and sprinted up the path on the slope of the steep hill. The path became a staircase, which wove in and out of the towering land like the paths of worms in a rotting apple. The stone-cut staircase was uneven and slippery, but the man rushed up the steps with more urgency then ever before. His cloak flapped behind him as the wind threw itself upon the winding monument and the dry, crackling lightning danced on the horizon, ever approaching. By the time the man reached the hut on the top, after several small tunnels, he was nearly out of breath. He pounded his fist on the thick oak door, the boom resonating alongside the thunder of the Storm. “Open up! We need your help!” he cried. Somewhere inside, pottery smashed to the floor, and an uneven stumbling approached the door. The oak swung wide, and the hunched old man stared intently into the young man’s eyes. “I...” “Shouldn’t be here,” the old man interrupted, “Yet...” “We need...” “My help, I know. No need to repeat yourself, young Raji Pandora. Come in.” “Please, sir. We have no time.” Raji said as he ducked through the doorway and followed the old man inside. They sat at a humble table and the old man continued to stare. “So why come? I have told your people many times before; I will not help you if a Storm attacks. A Storm is Chaos, and I have no desire to pass through that realm a second time.” “But you did survive!” Raji pleaded, “You know, and knowing is preparation.” “Preparation only for death? Raji, the Chaos that is inside a Storm is the emptiness we all fear. It is Death, and we are Life. Nothing can stop the two from clashing together.” Raji became exasperated at the old man’s words. “You mean to say that you, as a form of Life, will idly stand by and watch more like you suffer and perish?” “I can do nothing!” the old man shouted. A quiet began as the two stared at each other. The old man broke the silence first. “There are other villages and gatherings of people such as yours, Raji. You are not alone in the world.” “Nor are we alone in our pain. My people looked to you as a sign, a guiding light out of the darkness of these times!” “I never told them to! If you make a hero out of a mere man, you will be disappointed, and your hero will fail you.” “You never told them not to...” The old man sighed and got up. Unevenly, he swayed to the window and watched the lightning for a brief moment before turning back to Raji. “Do you know what I see when I look at a Storm?” Raji shook his head. “I see something natural. This is the way the world is. It is natural for people to die, even in the Chaos that is a Storm. Were there not Chaos in something such as that, there would be in something else, maybe even in the people themselves.” “Do not compare my people to the inhuman beasts that reside within those dark walls of mist.” “And do not forget that we are the same, Raji Pandora. I went through everything you experience now.” “Then for the sake of my people, how did you escape the wrath of a Storm?” Raji shouted. The old man’s eyes quivered with remembrance of his troubled past. “I will give you something, because I am too old to survive again, and because I feel it is my time to die. You are the only one now.” “What is it?” Raji questioned, “Will it save my people?” “My young Raji, it will save what it can of your people, like it saved what it could of mine. I was the only one then.” “No more idle talk, old man. Tell me, and I’ll rid this world of Chaos once and for all.” “Sadly, you won’t, Raji. This Box will save you from the Storm, but only you. It has remained unopened for all of its time, because that is the way it is meant to be.” “A box? What can it do?” Raji remained doubtful; the old man seemed to be speaking in a manner outside of his sanity. “Silence! Only listen now. This Box was given to the world of men by Gods greater than any within that Storm you see approaching.” The mention of the coming destruction of his village caused Raji to pine with impatience, but he held his tongue. “Its power will keep your body, soul and mind intact through any Chaos, but you must remember; this is for you and you alone. Pass it on when you grow tired of your life, but never open it, never suffer it to be opened by another. You can save what you know of your people in its last embodiment; yourself.” “Forsake all others?” Raji’s voice rose to its peak, “To save myself? You are selfish, old man! Your words bring shame to you, and all those who supposedly came before you. You may have abandoned your people, but I won’t abandon mine.” “Raji, don’t you see? If you do not take this chance, you will have abandoned them,” The old man reached behind him and brought forth a plain stone cube, twice the size of a fist. “Let them live in you, as you lived in them.” “They will live forever!” Raji shouted and leapt towards the old man. Easily overcome, the elder fell hard onto the floor. Raji grabbed the Box as he fell, and sped through the door, sliding and stumbling down the steep paths of the towered hill. As he ran, he heard the old man’s voice yelling behind him. “Raji Pandora! This will destroy us!” Tears streamed down his face as he reached the solid ground far below the old man’s hut. They were tears of joy, for he believed he had finally brought his people freedom. The fire inside of him burned brightly, fueling his efforts to reach the village as soon as possible, for the Storm’s black clouds were on the very edge of the land, lightning stretching to reach the people who dwelled there. As he neared, a shout came up from the villagers. “Pandora! Pandora brings the bane of Chaos!” Raji continued to run towards the storm, the lightning dancing all around him, but avoiding the Box and himself completely. Now he was beneath the clouds. Dark figures stretched out their fingers, reaching to destroy him and bring an end to the Box, yet an aura surrounded and protected him. He reached for the lid, the figures fleeing in pure fear. No sooner as he lifted the lid from the Box, a wind more powerful than even that of the Storm seemed to blow everything away from Raji. Only the light that poured from the Box reached him, piercing his eyes before it too blew away.
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Raji Pandora lay on the ground. He groggily lifted his face from the dirt, and looked out at the land. The Storm and the Box were gone, any trace of either completely dissipated. The huts still stood, strong as before to house the villagers. Yet, as Raji Pandora looked, he saw the villagers completely different now. They stood differently, they spoke differently, yet even these physical changes were nothing to how he truly saw them. The light of the Box had given new vision to him, and what he saw within the people was the same thing he had seen within the Storm. A Chaos coursed through their veins and wrapped around their minds, controlling every thought that came out. Only the infants and young children were spared of the horrors, yet the potential was clearly there. Raji looked and saw, and after he looked deeply into each one of the villagers, he put his head back down, and cried. 17/11/2006 The usual crapMan, MySpace sucks so hard. I don't want that many crappy ads plugging up the unimportant crap I post (or don't post). Because even though I joined up for it, I haven't done anything, except put in a link to the Tesla Motors website. Go electric cars! You know what time of year it is now! Time for everyone to start getting sick. As always, I don't get sick for the longest time, and then I brag about it, and then I get sick afterwards, when everybody else has gone through it and is now immune for the year, so they get to make fun of me. I gotta keep my mouth shut. Just kidding, I don't brag. The only thing (person) I brag about is my girlfriend. Ooh! I got Premiere! Just diddly dallying with it for now, but as soon as I get some of these props in mind to get together, and work out the bloody rigging system for my next short project, I will have one deadly short that I can put out there and kick some ass with. I'm kind of wondering if I should get everything ready, but then save it all up for when I'm in my second year (and actually get to do something related to Film PRODUCTION) so that I can put the ass (kicking) in assignments. Of course, if I end up doing that, I wouldn't be able to put any of those projects into festivals. Stupid requirement. So how about those dreams, eh? I have been more tired than ever for pretty much the past month, and I'm blaming it on dreaming virtually every night. I miss Leanne's bed, its so much more comfy. So... them dreams... here's one example. It's killer. So it’s in Japan, and ninjas attack. That’s right, ninjas. I’m pretty sure they were after one particular girl. But then Luke Wilson enters and they escape. They hide behind some pillar that’s separating two sheets of glass. One ninja passes by, but doesn’t see them. So once he leaves, they book it for some door. It leads them to the bottom of a large stairwell. Then Luke Wilson transforms into me, and the girl into Leanne. So we start going up the stairs. After a few flights, there seems to be a lot more people than usual, and all of them are getting ID’d. It seems everyone is at least 19, and a party is about to begin. Then I woke up. Pretty darn deadly. Even though I'd love to rant some more (because I usually have tons of free time), I gotta get to English in less than 10 minutes, so I'll update again later. Thinking I'm going to start writing a few short stories in here instead, because right now, the days just all seem the same. Not too much to talk about there. Except school, and we all know how depressing that can get. Ciao for now. 30/08/2006 Time lapseYes. I time lapsed. It's been a year now since I even bothered to look at this website. Oooh look! I got a comment! It really wasn't anything special though, was it? Just a "wow". I don't even know if its a good wow or a bad one, or the kind where you just have to say the word after 10 minutes on the throne due to a bad mexican supper. Yes people, the evening (and last) meal of the day... is called SUPPER! Dinner is for noontime, though it can also be called lunch. So what happened in a year? I got older! Every kid's dream... that is until they get there and realize the years taken off your life due to stress from a)finding a job. b)finding a course within a post-secondary education facility. c) dealing with money problems!!!!! Argghhhh. Death to monetary value. But getting back to the case at hand (other then the one where I can bitch and complain about having to become responsible). Timeline (but without dates, because I hardly have needs for those in a long distance relationship... hehehehe). I moved into a basement suite in Meadow Lake with Kory Thickett. He moved out. Jordan Hoehn and Charolyn Gamble moved in with me. Later... we got booted out, unfairly, without notice, without proper explanation (I still wouldn't be able to give you one simple answer if you asked me why... unless it's because). But life moves on. I was still working at Madill's Drugs. mmmmm drugs. Well, my parents took me back under their wing, and I just had to pay for gas. Things worked out for Jordan and Charolyn as well. There were some stressful times living with her mom, but now they're in a house with Kerry McCrimmon and Josh Gullickson. So I was there last weekend having a goodbye party for me. Because guess what? Now I'm in Luther Residence of the University of Regina! Yes, I managed to pull my shit together and apply for this and a student loan, and both came in a positive! If they were STD's I could start throwing more goodbye parties! Not too many people here yet. Classes don't start until the fifth. Anyways, I kindof missed one of the major events in the timeline for the past year. That's right. That girl that I met 3 years ago and thought, "She's too good for me," managed to steal my heart at Saskatchewan Conference in Regina just over a year ago, though we lost touch for quite a while. Then (because it was the perfect opportunity for me to become a better person, and learn together with her) I rode in like a knight in shining armour and saved Leanne Acton from a rather bad relationship that she had become trapped in. Now, Leanne. Tell me if any of this isn't true, because really, I don't know much about the background info of what was happening to you and so this "knight in shining armour" business is just a romantic fantasy that I've dreamed up in my head. Someday, you'll tell me about those troubling times in your life, and I'll be there to help heal your scars.
Back to the non-generic audience. Me and Leanne are taking the opportunity to celebrate our 2 month anniversary by road-tripping the 8 or so hours up to my home and then celebrating my dad's birthday. So, to all of them "many" *scoff* readers out there. I love Leanne as much as I could ever even hope to love someone.
Oh yeah, and I went to Thunder Bay for 10 days to attend Youth Forum at the 39th General Council of the United Church of Canada. With Leanne of course...
Maybe, (since I'll be so bored for most of tomorrow) I won't even wait a year again to chat it up with a touchy keyboard. How exciting.
P.S. I still fuckin hate the word blog. Mine are rants! 29/10/2005 movies, mostlySo it's been a while, eh? Robots is pretty respectable. I had put off watching it because there was all this G-rated poop coming out from Pixar and any other animation companies. We got Finding Nemo (good), followed by A Shark's Tale (still haven't seen it because it just looks like a cheap knock-off), and then there was Madagascar (saw the Christmas Penguin short that was shown before Wallace & Gromit -hilarious- which wasn't too bad) and it had all the star voices, so I thought it was just one of those money-making schematic movies. Oh wait. They all are. Except for them underground ones that are too deadly. Hidden gems, that's what Columbia House calls them. Like Ong-Bak. Watch out for them elbows! I heart foreign flicks. Like Good-bye Lenin! That was a deadly movie. But yeah, back to Robots. Robin Williams did a great job as usual. Got me thinkin about when he was in that movie "Good Morning Vietnam". And then that started me thinkin about Dat Phan. "Hey son, it's getting kindof hot in here. Can you turn on DAT PHAN over there?" BWAHAHAHA that guys a riot. And then there's Dane Cook. "You're a ___ riot! Get it?" yeah. But I got a new guitar! I love it! Yamaha acoustic/electric. I'll probably post a picture up here sometimes. Not like anybody reads this. This is only the 3rd 'blog'. I call 'em rants, darn tin! stupid blog, blogger, webblog etcetcetc. read some maddox. woah! I haven't checked out maddox's site in a coon's age! probably has only 2 updates. what a procrastinator, like me. So me and Thickett are movin into town, effective next week tuesday! That's the first! Of November! We won't be accepting house warming gifts, but we will accept (and expect) cash donations! Hehehe, yeah right. But who's seen that Magical Trevor guy? that kid is sweet with his red beard and funky hat. Not to mention his super duper leather clothes! Plus he roasted a chinchilla. That always gets a thumbs up in my books. Speakin of books, I should really finish one of them sometime. Started on a new concept AGAIN! darn tin, i've got too many concepts. So this sweet guitar that I bought, it's really inspiring me to play better and compose better songs, especially instrumentals. I'm gonna practice on the drums some more, since I still suck at that, having not practiced at all. But the guitar inspired me to do this one song, and it sounded real sweet, and it was near dusk, so I grabbed the video camera, filmed 6 minutes of stuff in 20 minutes, ran back in and made... well I don't like to call it a music video, but I suppose that's what it is. But not in essence. In essence, it's an expression of Saskatchewan's urban barreness, which really only adds to it's pureness. I like to think so anyway. I seriously changed though, since I graduated. I think I'm much darker, and it's about time I went and got into a fight. hehehe. Me and my rowdiness. I still feel bad about sacking Kory that hard. You really don't know how hard or soft you're punching somebody when you've been drinkin. I think my mind just blew a fuse and drew a blank. Jacob out. 04/09/2005 Job & MovieThis is it. Finally, after being graduated (not to mention cussing profusely at the school division) for two whole months, I have a job. I'm pushing drugs, starting Tuesday. No! Like over-the-counter drugs. Madill's Drugs. Bill's a nice guy. My boss. You MeadowLakians should know him, pretty much everybody does. I'm pretty sure I'm taking over Andrea's job (thanx a bunch there, Ms. Valedictorian). Yeah, I just can't get over how good that movie Donnie Darko is. Man, I'm gonna ejaculate just thinking about it! (woah, viewer discretion warning right there). Damn it's sweet. And for those of you who haven't seen it yet (it came out in bloody 2001 for goose-spackle's sake!), I'm gonna flush your head down a toilet and order you to watch it, but not before warning it for all of you ass-slackers. DONNIE DIES IN THE END!! hahahahahahaha. I always want the last laugh. Just now I saw one of my friends (Ashe Attridge) login. It reminds me of how bloody annoying it is when people type their msn messenger names in ANYTHING BUT REAL LETTERS. They're always trying to fuckin replace them with something greek or mathematical so that it still looks like they're name, just VERY original. That's why it seems everyone does it. GO AWAY!!!! AUGHJGHASFJDAKSFDKDSJFDSAJFDSHJKDSAHKLVNAOIDFJVOPIEWA(QU$#&%r(#@!U$JBEWyf9732q |
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